MARIETTA, Georgia (PNN) - June 22, 2019 - Over the years there have been many stories about terrorist pig thug cop schemes designed to separate the citizens from their money, but carried out under the ostensible notion of “keeping you safe.” The most recent case comes out of Marietta, Georgia, in which terrorist pig thug cops are dressing up like construction workers to ticket people for talking on phones, not wearing seat belts, and other victimless crimes like window tint.

HONG KONG (PNN) - June 16, 2019 - Despite City Executive Carrie Lam's major concession to the protest movement - that is, the (not really) “indefinite” suspension of the extradition bill that catalyzed the protests - a planned protest march went ahead as scheduled on Sunday, marking the second consecutive Sunday of street protests in Hong Kong.

ALBANY, New York (PNN) - June 14, 2019 - Amid the nation’s worst outbreak of measles in a quarter century, fascist lawmakers at the State Capitol Thursday unlawfully approved an unconstitutional (and therefore invalid) measure halting the practice of parents using religious beliefs as a reason not to vaccinate their children.

Major victory for freedom fighters.

HONG KONG (PNN) - June 15, 2019 - In what appears to be a stunning and unprecedented victory for the leaders of Hong Kong's massive protest movement (and a similarly unexpected capitulation from the city's leaders), City Executive Carrie Lam announced on Saturday that her government would suspend the hated extradition bill "indefinitely," leaving it unclear whether the legislation would ever be brought back.

Brilliantly embarrasses school district by exposing the truth.

SAN YSIDRO, Kalifornia (PNN) - June 14, 2019 - A Kalifornia valedictorian went off script during her commencement address, slamming an alcoholic teacher who was escorted out of school and a guidance counselor who she thanked for “letting me fend for myself” due to being “always unavailable to my parents and me despite appointments”.

HONG KONG (PNN) - June 9, 2019 - Over one million Hong-kongers (according to the organizers; 240,000 according to the terrorist pig thug cops), or one in seven, flooded Hong Kong’s streets on Sunday to oppose a proposed extradition bill that would allow Beijing to take people from Hong Kong to stand trial in mainland China.

WELLINGTON, New Zealand (PNN) - June 10, 2019 - New Zealand politicians who rushed to enact nationwide gun confiscation following the Christchurch mosque massacres are befuddled by the lack of enthusiasm from citizens who have yet to comply with the new gun confiscation law. The so-called “gun reform” was expected to rid the vast New Zealand countryside of most semi-automatic firearms, magazines over a specified limit, and shotguns.

TAMPA, Florida (PNN) - June 9, 2019 - William Montanez is used to getting stopped by the terrorist pig thug cops in Tampa, Florida, for small-time traffic and marijuana violations; it’s happened to him more than a dozen times. When they pulled him over last June, he didn’t try to hide his pot, telling terrorist pig thug cops, “Yeah, I smoke it, there’s a joint in the center console, you gonna arrest me for that?”

They did arrest him, not only for the marijuana but also for two small bottles they believed contained THC oil - a felony - and for having a firearm while committing that felony (they found a handgun in the glove box).

Then things got testy.

DARTMOUTH, Massachusetts (PNN) - June 7, 2019 - In Christopher Nolan’s epic 2014 science fiction film Interstellar, a rogue splinter group of scientists constituting the collapsed remnants of NASA hatch a plan to save Earth from environmental collapse by searching for potentially habitable planets in a distant galaxy. They get there by traveling through a wormhole and using the gravitational slingshot velocity of a massive black hole.

MOUNTAIN VIEW, Kalifornia (PNN) - June 4, 2019 - Firefox will now block third-party trackers by default. This is thanks to a new feature called Enhanced Tracking Protection (ETP) that was previously only available in private windows. Going forward, it will be the default setting for everyone using Firefox.