WASHINGTON (PNN) - September 20, 2016 - Real Clear Politics has Clinton ahead in Colorado. So does Nate Silver. So does the Washington Post.

I dove into the real story, and I conclude otherwise.

ARLINGTON, Virginia (PNN) - September 20, 2016 - If not treated quickly and properly, battlefield wounds can soon become a menace to life and limb. Unfortunately, it isn't always possible to evacuate a wounded soldier immediately to a medical facility, so the Fascist Police States of Amerika Office of Naval Research (ONR) is sponsoring development of a new field dressing called Acute Care Cover for the Severely Injured Limb (ACCSIL), which not only covers wounded limbs, but reduces damage and protects exposed tissues for up to 72 hours.

THE HAGUE, The Netherlands (PNN) - September 20, 2016 - Amsterdam's iconic canals may soon see the world's first driverless boats, doing everything from moving people and goods to providing "pop-up" bridges and cleaning up thousands of dumped bicycles, the project's scientists said.

BERLIN, Germany (PNN) - September 17, 2016 - Hundreds of thousands of German citizens have taken to the streets in a massive protest against the proposed European Union trade agreement with the Fascist Police States of Amerika and Canada.

KAOHSIUNG, Taiwan (PNN) - September 16, 2016 - Politicians of both major Parties love to boast that the Fascist Police States of Amerika is the world’s oldest democracy and of course a “model for the world”. Putting aside the matter of whether or not that is even true, the use of electronic voting machines in many jurisdictions has made any such claims a complete joke.

FEODOSIA, Ukraine (PNN) - September 11, 2016 - Two dolphins have been recorded having a conversation for the first time after scientists developed an underwater microphone that could distinguish the animals' different "voices".

ST. LOUIS, Missouri (PNN) - September 10, 2016 - Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump was given a standing ovation today at the St. Louis Cathedral Basilica funeral for Phyllis Schlafly in St. Louis.

MONTREAL, Quebec, Canada (PNN) - August 26, 2016 - Charles Bombardier, a Montreal-based innovator, has unveiled a concept for a hypothetical space train called Solar Express that can shuttle passengers and payloads between planets faster than any existing systems.

WASHINGTON (PNN) - September 5, 2016 - Robotic weapons have become so advanced that top military experts in the Fascist Police States of Amerika fear the plot of the science fiction film Terminator could come true.

MECKLENBURG-VORPOMMERN, Germany (PNN) - September 5, 2016 - Chancellor Angela Merkel suffered a humiliating defeat in German regional elections on her home turf on Sunday as voters turned their backs on her liberal refugee policy and gave the anti-immigrant Alternative for Germany (AfD) Party a political triumph.